Recent Indulgences

(not granted by the church)

- a shower in the Ritz Carlton under a stupidly enormous shower head surely catalogued under a rainforest-themed name, perhaps “The Amazonian Lush Rainfall, $660”

- an unparsable GChat conversation during working hours that lasted a protracted 326 lines in which the following were discussed: self-made zines commemorating one’s own death, Japanese salary men who live in 6’x3’ sleep capsules, cartography (lightly), lunch plans with the current matriarch in town

- 100mL of Club-Mate (Germany’s equivalent to Red Bull) for breakfast, taken in the office

- requesting that my mother share with me her opinions concerning the physiognomy of my peers

- then, chirognomy

- then, cafeteria food