Some very good ideas

How about:

- enrolling in the five-year violin-making course at the Liuteria Parmense in Parma, Italy?

- reading this article about whether or not Albert Einstein’s first wife, Mileva Einstein-Marić, did his work for him, so that I don’t have to?

- wrapping bacon, halved length-wise, around pitted dates, anchoring them with toothpicks, and baking them at 350º for 15 minutes?

- flying non-stop to Frankfurt, meeting me at Berlin-Schönefeld, and gifting me the El Farolito carne asada quesailla super suiza you vacuum-seal packed?

- learning how to play the pedal steel guitar?