June 2010
3 posts
Jun 1st
Recent Indulgences
(not granted by the church) - a shower in the Ritz Carlton under a stupidly enormous shower head surely catalogued under a rainforest-themed name, perhaps “The Amazonian Lush Rainfall, $660” - an unparsable GChat conversation during working hours that lasted a protracted 326 lines in which the following were discussed: self-made zines commemorating one’s own death, Japanese...
Jun 1st
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This Is a Reminder
to update your Gmail theme. Just yesterday I disabled “Phantasea” in favor of “Mountains.” In the time since, I have received a bonus from work, found a new apartment, and lost five pounds. Only one of these things is true.
Jun 1st